who has a big fat ukulele blister on their thumb???????
THIS GUYYYYYY
Horror of the Gag #228: “Camp Puberty, 1999”
(April 10, 2013)
I really keep feeling like I’ve turned into a limp noodle of spaghetti and it makes me want to cry because I can’t even understand my identity whatsoever except in the realm of “soggy pasta product”
I forgot these things existed
i lost self control once and put one in my mouth (i was like 5). it was awful!
Dumblr.: ponys: i wish i had any kind of drug that would knock me out right now...
i wish i had any kind of drug that would knock me out right now because the pain in my ear is so sharp and seering and also it is giving me anxiety that i have an infection!!!! ugh!
If it hurts on the inside, it might in fact be infected. I’m totally not an expert but my ears fuck up…
thank youuu!
i wish i had any kind of drug that would knock me out right now because the pain in my ear is so sharp and seering and also it is giving me anxiety that i have an infection!!!! ugh!
today my butt is ridiculously sore
and my right ear is THROBBING BADLY because i idiotically scratched it in a gross place when it was itching and oh my god i will never do that again
but i’m eating the most delicious pesto pasta and bobbles is hangin out with me so life’s okay i guess
